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The following are different answers given by school-age children to the given questions:
下面是一份学龄儿童的关于母亲的问卷：
Why did God make mothers?
上帝为什么造出妈妈？
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
她是唯一一个知道胶带在哪里的人。
2. Think about it, it was the best way to get more people.
想想看，这是造出更多的人的最佳方法。
3. Mostly to clean the house.
主要为了打扫屋子。
4. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
在我们出生时帮着我们出来。
How did God make mothers?
上帝怎样造出了妈妈？
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
他用泥土，就像造我们其他人一样。
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
魔力加上超能再使劲搅拌。
3. He made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
他造我妈妈就像造我一样，只不过他用了大一点的零件。
Why did God give you your mother and notsome other Mom?
为什么上帝给了你你的妈妈而不是别的妈妈？
1. We're related.
我们是亲戚。
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
上帝知道她喜欢我远远超过其他人的妈妈喜欢我。
What ingredients are mothers made of?
妈妈是由什么成分组成的？
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world, and one dab of mean.
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